What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Then came..

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

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share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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