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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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